by Tom Shafer
January 7, 2019
This is clear evidence that KFC is taking no interest at all in making America healthy again (MAHA) — or our president (MAGA). This unseemly concoction — which is likely the result of a tray of food that had been spilled on the floor — almost certainly shattered the poor caloric calculator that attempted to evaluate it (and no, don’t go to the website — there is no measurement for this monstrosity). Frankly, I don’t know why they didn’t go all the way and top it with whipped cream — and sprinkles — then deep-fry it. C’mon, KFC, if you are intentionally trying to kill us, at least do it quicker! Oh, and can I have a large Diet Coke with that?
Artist’s rendering of my very angry stomach
after eating honey-covered chicken and waffles
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